Do you know what I mean when I speak of irrational, phantom fears? So if you follow my posts, (and I'm very sure no one would understand any of what I'm gonna say because no one actually reads my blog), well basically I was in the toilet and a centipede (yup I know now after googling) crawled over my foot. Now every time I shower I will feel something tickling my big toe, or a wriggling across my foot, and then I will stomp really hard because I can't see with the shampoo in my eyes and stuff and when I look down to see if its gone, it never really was there in the first place. And it doesn't only happen to my feet, even to my back or in my hair. Yeah. I had and still have many unfortunate incidents with toilet insects. And Oh, my toilet has this really tragic habit of attracting those small fruit flies. Except I don't think they're fruit flies because I mean there are no fruits in the toilet unless..........don't. The thing is, they're so small and tiny and really, harmless. But when they start getting cranky because there's water spraying at them(I'm showering..) and shit they get all in your face and I get immensely annoyed. Immensely. So I kill them. One, by, one..ohh yeah. But but after I smash their faces into the wall, I feel guilty I mean they were just flying they didn't even know what hit them...whatever they flew into my face. Oh and isn't it ironic how I go to the toilet to shower and get clean(no connotations there) but my toilet is full of these crawlies. I know. Or maybe they're really clean bugs.
I should get a life. Bye.
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