Who'd have thought it figured?
Some good advice that you just didn't take.
Who'd have thought it figured.
Laughter is an instant vacation. When's the next one?
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans. No wonder prayers don't get answered.
Over-spilling onto the backs of the innocent, spare us please. We don't ask for much, just a break, a pause, a stop. Just because we are slaves to you gives no right at all for you to slog us exhausted, gives you no right to swamp us breathless, gives you no right to lynch us silly. Don't take us for granted master. We aren't eternal, yet. You are shivering in your pants, for when we have eternity, your clutches become ashes and your grip becomes a prick, freed from your imprisonment that lasted a life. But don't worry asshole, for now, all the living is yours, Time.